I will emphasize that a McRib is not barbecue. I eat one once a year, although some years I forget. Today I ate two.
Before I get any detractors, examine your own habits. Several of you rock n roll enthusiasts probably sing along with James Taylor or Air Supply when no one is looking. Some of you may even have had dermabrasion.
My name is Wade and I ate two McRibs today. And I will probably eat another one next year.